Off-Key Offsite

Product people. Dive bar. Karaoke. No polish required. Your roadmap slipped. Sales promised a feature that doesn’t exist. Leadership wants it “AI-powered” by Q1. There’s gotta be a song for that! AI & Product Colorado is teaming up with CO Product for Off-Key Offsite, a karaoke night for everyone who has ever smiled through a stakeholder review. And we're asking you to help build a songbook that pairs the most painful moments of product life with songs that truly understand you. Find your situation, pick your track, grab the mic. Product Songbook 🎤Sales sold a feature that doesn’t exist: Oops!... I Did It Again (Britney Spears) 🎙️Caught between engineering and the exec team: Stuck in the Middle with You (Stealers Wheel) 🎤Sprint planning, again: Here I Go Again (Whitesnake) 🎙️Your ninth “quick sync” of the day: Under Pressure (Queen & David Bowie) 🎤The CEO read about AI agents over the weekend: Video Killed the Radio Star (The Buggles) 🎙️Launch day: Livin’ on a Prayer (Bon Jovi), Push It (Salt-n-Pepa) 🎤Your feature got cut: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen). 🎙️Prioritization: Should I Stay or Should I Go (The Clash). 🎤Saying no to a VP: Hit the Road Jack (Ray Charles). 🎙️Waiting on estimates: Waiting on the World to Change (John Mayer). 🎤Back-to-back meetings: Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees). 🎙️Left off the launch announcement: Don’t You (Forget About Me) (Simple Minds). 🎤Bug in prod on a Friday: Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash). 🎙️Tech debt you were told was “temporary”: Toxic (Britney Spears). 🎤The pivot: Changes (David Bowie), Ex's & Oh's (Elle King) 🎙️Nobody uses the feature you fought for: All by Myself (Eric Carmen / Celine Dion). 🎤Surviving the reorg: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor). 🎙️Your AI prototype in the demo: Mr. Roboto (Styx). 🎤The quarterly plan: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen). No explanation needed.. What to expect * Karaoke, with a sign-up sheet at the bar. Belt it, mumble it, or duet with a stranger who suddenly feels like a stakeholder…