Heretics Trail - I need a Hero - BASH

You asked for it you got it, a DDA trail! That’s right wanks. Your legendary hero DDA and his sidekick Just Dave are pulling out all of the stops for this epic superhero-themed Hash/BASH trail. You read that correctly. This is a biking/hiking combo trail. Don your favorite super hero costume as you swerve your way through gravel paths, ritzy neighborhood waterways, and hazardous public street intersections (occupied by legally blind/partially plastic soccer mom’s) on this BASH for the ages! Enjoy a cold brewski as you push your way through mosquito-infested woodlands while avoiding the many species of poison oak and ivy. Sport your sunglasses as you gaze across the glaring high tide along narrow marsh walkways; mind the cacti. Find/save the hidden “Dan”sel in distress and be the hero you always knew you could be! This is not a trail to be missed. We’re talking serious FOMO here. Showtime/Gotime: 12pm/12:30pm Hares: Debbie Does Arby’s & Just Dave Opening/closing circle: Behind the old Mt Pleasant Walmart off Hwy 17 1481 US-17, Mt Pleasant, SC 29464 Plenty of parking available Shiggy: 2.69 Distance: 7-12mi Turkey with Eagle biking options up to 16mi! (Don’t be a b, this is the low country). Stroller Friendly: Hellz2theNo Dog Friendly: Sure, if it can ride a bike. Beer stops: Minimum 2, with possible shot-stops. Things to bring: $5 hash cash, a superhero costume, a bike (mountain or gravel preferred but not required). A helmet (required). Bug spray, water bottle, snacks (calories will be burned), vessel/ koozie, a hashy attitude. Bonus! - Be the hero to find/save the hidden “Dan”sel in distress to win a free pint of your choosing at the on\~after (must be in costume to participate and trek him back to closing circle for presentation to the RA). On\~after: The Southern Bar and Grill on Coleman. 730 Coleman Blvd, Mt Pleasant, SC 29464 Extra extra!!! Named hero’s assistance required for the naming of the mustachioed boy wonder “Just Dave”. See you wanks at…