
Being Social | Almost a Petting Zoo at Caribou Coffee in Des Moines, IA on Thursday, June 18, 2026.
### Almost a Petting Zoo: Adult Humans in the Wild (Unfiltered Edition) *In the unmistakably serious tone of a nature documentary narrator:* Here, in a carefully contained social habitat, adult male and female humans gather—free from the constraints of HR policies, LinkedIn personas, and the illusion that “per my last email” is a personality. Observe as they form a loose circle—an ancient configuration signaling both curiosity and mild panic. Each clutches a small stack of ritual artifacts known as *conversation cards*, designed to provoke honesty… or at least a convincing performance of it. Notice the male attempting a display: a joke, slightly overextended. The female counters—not with rejection—but with a calibrated half-laugh, buying time to assess intent, tone, and overall survivability. Fascinating. Within moments, one participant is placed “in the spotlight”—a high-risk position where the human must reveal something authentic… without revealing anything searchable, incriminating, or emotionally binding. Some will thrive here. Others will say, “That’s a great question,” and proceed to answer absolutely nothing. Watch for common behaviors: • The Over-Explainer (has already answered a question no one asked) • The Strategic Listener (dangerously likable, gathering data) • The Accidental Philosopher (just made it deep, no one is ready) • The Recovering Try-Hard (learning, in real time, to dial it down) Occasionally, a spontaneous bonding event occurs—brief eye contact, mutual laughter, a shared realization that neither is completely unhinged. This is rare. Do not interfere. While most interactions remain harmless, guests are advised: Do not corner a human. Do not interrupt a story mid-arc. And under no circumstances should you attempt to “fix” another specimen. As the night progresses, subtle hierarchies emerge. Not based on dominance… but on something far more elusive: Social awareness. In the end, no one is claimed, captured, or…
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