a very deadly constructivists holiday (with music!)

Thursdays-Saturdays at 8pm | Saturday and Sunday at 4pm Your alternative holiday programming tradition, now in its fourth year! Four years. Somehow still going. A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday (with music!) returns this December with freshly ruined holiday songs, theatrical mayhem, and a body count that just keeps climbing. It's a variety show! It's a murder mystery! It's a cry for help wrapped in tinsel! Whatever it is, it's coming back. Arrive dressed for the holidays. Leave changed forever. CONTENT DISCLOSURE We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production. General warnings are language and violence.