Asian Lantern Festival at the Zoo pls payMeetup $1 by Aug1- Yeah!

Thanks for being the BEST part of Cleveland Eastside Fun — you make these events absolutely Aah maaaa zing! BUT, and that’s a very big BUTT: sometimes people sign up BUT don’t come, and that makes me hangry!!! It also makes me want to start giving spankings — because then people who are on the waitlist don’t get a chance to come! So everybody loses. The worst part of it is, is that I don’t get to see your cutie patootie little face! And the rest of your friends here don’t get to see your cutie little patootie face either! We can’t have that, can we?! Never fear I have fixed this problem: So now you owe me a dollar. Yesssss a dollar. For realzzzzzz. And this is not just any dollar —this is a MAGICAL dollar! This $1.00 goes to Meetup and reserves your spot! If I do not see this dollar from you by the deadline (in the title of the posting), then I will VERYreluctantly have to move you to the waitlist and your spot is no longer guaranteed. The $1.00 is non-refundable to hold your spot. If you can’t attend, please cancel so someone on the waitlist can join. If the one dollar is not paid by the deadline, you will be moved to the waitlist. The Meetup site is cray cray and so I am inputting my payment methods for the MAGICAL $1 here; thank you for your patience: PAYPAL: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/YTLQVTEM7KR8Q VENMO: Please find AlexAndriaCESF I will manually check in VENMO or PAYPAL to see if you have paid the MAGICAL $1, so do not be alarmed if your status on ‘Meetup’ still shows as ‘unpaid’. Remember: This $1.00 is separate from the cost of the activity which goes to the venue. I will always give you a means to pay the venue. Capisce!!? And now a drum roll please. I said drum. roll. Please! ——— Ever wonder what zoo animals do at night under the snuggly-wuggley blanket of stars? Do tree pandas play chess with meerkats, debating who has the best makeup techniques? Do giraffe mommies and daddies read bedtime stories to their calf beh-behs about how one day…